President Obama called for tough knife control legislation after an attacker in Texas wounded 14 people on a college campus. "We need to limit these high capacity knives that allow a single person to do so much damage so quickly. I propose limiting pocket knives to no more than 2 blades, 1 screwdriver and a can opener. No one 'needs' a corkscrew or a pair of scissors on a knife! That is just the kind of reckless behavior that leads to these kinds of tragedies"
Joe Biden was saddened to learn of the death of Margeret Thatcher this week. "She will be missed. She was always my favorite mouseketeer and those beach movies were fantastic."
Climate Global Warming theorists claimed victory this week when data proved that this past March was only the 19th coldest on record thus proving that warming is occuring. A noted warming skeptic released this statement; 'Wait, what?'
Economy George Bush made headlines last week by once again causing the Jobs report to be dismal. In a news conference president Obama stated " We are still not sure how he does it, but former President Bush is the biggest drag on this economy ever. The FBI is investigating and charges will be filed soon. In the meantime please enjoy your free health care."
Axe body Spray launched a promotion this month to send a winner to space. As a result all Nasa employees are required to "like" Axe on Facebook and enter as often as possible.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Monday, April 8, 2013
On Moving, Starting a new job and relaunching a blog
I'm back! after a long break that had me focused on things in the meat world rather than the cyber I am back.
It has been a hectic few months. The last time I wrote I was extolling the virtues of Christmas in WI. Since then much has changed in my life.
First, we found the house we had been looking for for the last three years. A much smaller ranch style house has replaced the too large and drafty Victorian mini-mansion we used to call home. Most families would not speak kindly of going from 3200 square feet down to 1700, but it has brought my family closer together than I had ever dreamt possible and the happiness levels are through the roof.
Second, I have completed my job search and accepted a position with the Federal Government. Training and orientation are this week so i hope to keep you all as informed about my progress as I am able.
Lastly, I have decided to come back to blogging. Many family and friends have expressed sadness that i had stopped as they were using the blog as a way to make certain i was still alive. Other readers have contacted me stating that they actually enjoyed reading the blog and missed it. (This surprised me). So I am back. Look for fake news on Wednesday as usual.
Thank you to everyone who sent kind thoughts and prayers during my employment struggles of the last few months. your support has meant more than you can ever know. I will do what I can to repay you by making this blog the best i possibly can.
It has been a hectic few months. The last time I wrote I was extolling the virtues of Christmas in WI. Since then much has changed in my life.
First, we found the house we had been looking for for the last three years. A much smaller ranch style house has replaced the too large and drafty Victorian mini-mansion we used to call home. Most families would not speak kindly of going from 3200 square feet down to 1700, but it has brought my family closer together than I had ever dreamt possible and the happiness levels are through the roof.
Second, I have completed my job search and accepted a position with the Federal Government. Training and orientation are this week so i hope to keep you all as informed about my progress as I am able.
Lastly, I have decided to come back to blogging. Many family and friends have expressed sadness that i had stopped as they were using the blog as a way to make certain i was still alive. Other readers have contacted me stating that they actually enjoyed reading the blog and missed it. (This surprised me). So I am back. Look for fake news on Wednesday as usual.
Thank you to everyone who sent kind thoughts and prayers during my employment struggles of the last few months. your support has meant more than you can ever know. I will do what I can to repay you by making this blog the best i possibly can.
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