Walt Disney announced the purchase of Lucasfilm recently and plans to make a new trilogy of Star Wars Films. Rumor has it that episode VII will reveal that Princess Leia has traded her voice to a seahag in order to walk on land, R2D2 is actually an enchanted clock and C3PO is a candlestick, Han Solo is being recast as a rough but lovable talking dog, And Luke Skywalker will now be played by Robin Williams
Entertainment: General David Petreaus resigned from the CIA this week to work on a revival of the popular comedy Soap. In the new edition the exploits of the Tate and Campbell families will be replaced by people crossing paths with 2 famous US Generals. Early reviews are mostly negative.
Election: It was learned that Obama won an unprecedented 100% of the vote in areas of PA and OH. Despite the fact that this has never happened before and Republican inspectors were barred from those ares for hours on election day, AG Holder says there is no cause for concern. "For many decades now people with Hussein in their name tend to get extremely high percentage of the vote, this is normal"
Economy: The Markets celebrated Obama's reelection with an unusual inverse bounce. In which they lost hundreds of points and have kept falling. In a statement Obama thanked the markets for the "show of confidence by getting rid of excess value in order to make room for growth." Most economists have refused to speak on the record since the reelection.
No comments:
Post a Comment