WI Recall: With less than 2 weeks until the recall election, a new round of ads showing people put out of work by Walker have appeared. However the spots featuring Kathleen Falk and her now unemployed campaign staff are not having the effect intended.
DWTS: Green Bay Packer Star Donald Driver won the TV Dance competition briefly uniting the state of WI in pride and joy. This was ended when Tom Barrett accused Walker of rigging the vote in order to improve his chances in the recall. ABC then announced that the next season would feature past competitors returning to the stage. However, plans to have the previous victors battle to the death are on hold.
Presidential Race: Barack Obama's Campaign team announced the filing of a defamation suit against the author of a tell-all biography. The book which had apparently been unread until recently has brought several embarrassing facts to light about the President's past. In a statement released this week he states: "That someone would commit these lies to paper just for an opportunity to embarrass me is beyond the pale. I will not rest until I have completely discredited every aspect of this horrible book and restored my good name." Publishers of "Dreams from my Father" could not be reached for comment.
Attack Ads: Newark Mayor Cory Booker made a public call for the Obama Team to stop attacking private equity firms calling the ads "nauseating". Shortly after the remarks Booker appeared in a video retracting his statement while holding up a dated newspaper and looking nervously to the masked gunmen on his left repeatedly. The video was accompanied by a letter of apology written entirely in letters cut from a magazine.
Space Exploration: This week the private company SpaceX launched a capsule of supplies to the International Space Station. Thus taking its place beside the Russians, Chinese, European Space Agency and Cub Scout Pack 403 as being able to do stuff that NASA cannot.
Publicists: President Obama was faced some uncomfortable questions this week when it was revealed that his literary publicist listed him as having been born in Kenya until 2007. When asked about this Obama stated: "Well, honestly I never knew for certain if this President thing was going to work out. If I ever got busted for dealing drugs or found out as a socialist, I might have to leave the country. I needed a back up plan" He then pointed to the fact that as a child Mitt Romney once visited the Canadian Side of Niagara Falls and questioned whether anyone had every heard the Governor use the word "eh".
Movies: SPOILER AHEAD!!! Darth Vader is Luke's Father.
Entertainment: Authorities responded to reports of Joy Behar lying in a ditch behind a strip mall in Cincinnatti OH. After a throughough investigation and several attempts to revive the non-responsive TV Host, they reluctantly declared her DOA. During the autopsy it was discovered that a case of mistaken identity had occured, and the victim was in fact a lifesized concrete pig. When asked for comment Ms. Behar stated: "This sort of thing happens all the time."
Stocks: Investors filed suit today against Facebook. Stating they were mislead into thinking the company did something useful. This is FNN.
DWTS: Green Bay Packer Star Donald Driver won the TV Dance competition briefly uniting the state of WI in pride and joy. This was ended when Tom Barrett accused Walker of rigging the vote in order to improve his chances in the recall. ABC then announced that the next season would feature past competitors returning to the stage. However, plans to have the previous victors battle to the death are on hold.
Presidential Race: Barack Obama's Campaign team announced the filing of a defamation suit against the author of a tell-all biography. The book which had apparently been unread until recently has brought several embarrassing facts to light about the President's past. In a statement released this week he states: "That someone would commit these lies to paper just for an opportunity to embarrass me is beyond the pale. I will not rest until I have completely discredited every aspect of this horrible book and restored my good name." Publishers of "Dreams from my Father" could not be reached for comment.
Attack Ads: Newark Mayor Cory Booker made a public call for the Obama Team to stop attacking private equity firms calling the ads "nauseating". Shortly after the remarks Booker appeared in a video retracting his statement while holding up a dated newspaper and looking nervously to the masked gunmen on his left repeatedly. The video was accompanied by a letter of apology written entirely in letters cut from a magazine.
Space Exploration: This week the private company SpaceX launched a capsule of supplies to the International Space Station. Thus taking its place beside the Russians, Chinese, European Space Agency and Cub Scout Pack 403 as being able to do stuff that NASA cannot.
Publicists: President Obama was faced some uncomfortable questions this week when it was revealed that his literary publicist listed him as having been born in Kenya until 2007. When asked about this Obama stated: "Well, honestly I never knew for certain if this President thing was going to work out. If I ever got busted for dealing drugs or found out as a socialist, I might have to leave the country. I needed a back up plan" He then pointed to the fact that as a child Mitt Romney once visited the Canadian Side of Niagara Falls and questioned whether anyone had every heard the Governor use the word "eh".
Movies: SPOILER AHEAD!!! Darth Vader is Luke's Father.
Entertainment: Authorities responded to reports of Joy Behar lying in a ditch behind a strip mall in Cincinnatti OH. After a throughough investigation and several attempts to revive the non-responsive TV Host, they reluctantly declared her DOA. During the autopsy it was discovered that a case of mistaken identity had occured, and the victim was in fact a lifesized concrete pig. When asked for comment Ms. Behar stated: "This sort of thing happens all the time."
Stocks: Investors filed suit today against Facebook. Stating they were mislead into thinking the company did something useful. This is FNN.
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