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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

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WI Recall: With a little over a week to go before the historic election the 2 candidates met for a debate on Friday. Scott Walker spent his time pointing to his accomplishments as governor. Tom Barrett offered a spirited defense of "La-la-la I can't hear your job production figures" In addition Barrett stated emphatically that the election between himself and Scott Walker is not a "do-over" of the last time they ran against each other for Governor. A point he drove home by showing the yards signs all had the year 2010 scratched out and replaced with 2012.

Michelle Obama: the first lady is on a publicity tour for her new book "American Grown" a book about how we should all strive to eat exactly what she says. During the tour she is hoping to cash ion on her 85% approval rating by promising to continue to preach about food if her husband is re-elected and to run for the Senate if he is not.

GOP Primary: Mitt Romney clinched the nomination after winning the Texas Primary Tuesday night. Ron Paul announced that this would not change his plans and sees this as only reducing his chances of getting the nomination by a small amount.

Egypt: Disappointed with the results in the election allowing a run off between former Mubarak Official and Muslim Brotherhood favorite, protesters to Tahrir square trying to overturn the results. Muslim Brotherhood Officials prepared to invite Wisconsin Teacher's unions to speak on the methods of overturning elections, until they realized the Union spokespeople were women who refused to cover there faces in public.

Memorial Day: President Barack Obama Honored Vietnam Veterans this year calling the way they had been treated in the past "shameful". He then had lunch with Jane Fonda and attended a fund raiser with Bill Ayers.

Cuba: Mariela Castro is continuing her US Tour emphasizing how wonderful it is to be gay in Cuba if your last name happens to be "Castro" In addition she points out that she wishes it were possible for her to vote for Obama. After hearing this SEIU helped her register for absentee ballots in 18 separate states and secure the Green Party Nomination for Paul Ryan's Congressional Seat.

Education: Schools across the nation let out for Summer Break this week. In unrelated news, employers are reporting a spike in requests for overtime and many bars are now extending "Happy Hour" by several hours each day.


This is FNN News: Fairly Balanced (More or less. Sorta)

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