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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

The Fake News Must Go On

Brian Ross of ABC News was tapped to head the Obama "Truth Team" this week in honor of his efforts to uncover the vast right wing conspiracy in Aurora. In announcing the move Team Obama released a statement that read in part: "Hey, maybe this particular shooter was not a Tea Party member, but we just know that some day, some where one of them will snap and that will be a great day for Democrats everywhere."

Mitt Romney was attacked this week for his use of Obama's remarks in which he said "If you own a business, you didn't build that". Obama spokesmen stated "Using the president's exact words in context is the kind of dirty tricks we have come to expect from our unbelievably honest opponent. It is time that Mr. Romney understands that blatant telling of the truth and facts has no place in American Politics and will not be tolerated."

The Jim Henson Company has severed all ties with Chik-fil-a stating that the Muppets no longer wanted to be associated with the strong Christian and family values represented by the chicken company's policies. The Muppets are reportedly now considering an endorsement deal with "Big Dave's house of Leather"

Weather Scientists predict the hot summer like weather to persist over most of North America through most of September. They further predict cold wintry weather from December through February.

The SyFy Channel has announced a 6 part investigative series into the latest UFO video to surface on the web. The History Channel had originally considered a series but declined when no reports of Nazis on the UFO could be found.

Tax Policy was debated this week as the Obama administration continues to insist that keeping the same tax rate that has been in place for the last 12 years is a tax cut and that allowing the rates to revert to 1990's levels is NOT a tax increase. They further argued that down is up, black is white and Tito was the most talented Jackson.

FNN - You only thought you knew the news.

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