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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Fake News Democrat Convention Day One

Martin O'Malley: took the stage to remind everyone that Mitt Romney intends to beat women and children to death, fire all Police Officers and Give all money in the nation to the Billionaires.

Violence: Everyone attending the DNC was raped at least 3 times before they were able to enter the hall.

Julian Castro: The mayor of San Antonio made history by being the first Latino key note speaker at a Democrat National Convention. Latino Voters responded by saying" what I thought the democrats were our party."

Education: Julian Castro pointed out that his classmates at Stanford and Harvard had a better opportunity than his classmates from High school. How he made it from his High School to those top schools remains a mystery to this day.

MSNBC: Proved its integrity once again by describing a speech that labeled all Republicans as vile monsters out to kill women children and the elderly as "an even thoughtful look at the policies" (Unfortunately I am not making this one up.)

FNN- Tune in on Thursday for a recap of tonight's festivities

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