Things it has taken me 40 years to learn

Today is my 40th birthday. As I look back over the years I have learned a thing or two, and forgotten more than I should. But there are some lessons that have retained and I will now share them with you.

1) "Was going to" should be banned. Do something or do not do that thing, never sit around "getting ready" to do a thing. You will never get a "round tuit" so just do it now.

2) Your parents really are trying to get back at you by spoiling your kids. You are not imagining this. Something you did as kid has stuck with them and they have been waiting for this chance. Go ahead and let them, you will spoil your grandkids one day and the circle will be complete.

3) Always remember that if something is done, it no longer needs to be done. Mow the lawn first thing, if your spouse asks you for something do it then, The sooner whatever needs to be done is done, the sooner you can relax.

4) Your kids are not intentionally trying to drive you insane, it is just part of the nature of children.

5) If your 8 year old daughter wants to see Hannah Montanna The Movie in 3D during a blizzard, go ahead take her. Whats the worst that can happen?

6) When picking a new coat, count the pockets. The more the better. My current winter coat has a total of 10 pockets. Each of them are full. I love it.

7) No matter how much you care about a cause, no matter how hard you strive to get others to support your view, no matter how much blood you shed in the effort: you will lose at least some of the battles. Accept this and move on to the next fight.

8) Douglas Addams is perhaps the greatest philosopher of the last 50 years. Seriously, go re-read Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy. You will thank me.

9) Tuck your kids in to bed and kiss them every night. There will come a day when they do not want you to anymore. Enjoy every night until that happens.

10) Every year your birthday means less to you and more to those around you. Let them enjoy giving you a "special day". Besides finding out what a 9 year old thinks makes a great meal is always exciting.


Lastly I have l;earned that I have a lot left to learn. Here's looking forward to the next 40 years.